Hi, I'm Scott! I'm the most important member of our family, my mummy's is Elizabeth Stewart Søvik (Liz) and my daddy is Per-Gunnar Søvik (PG). I have two cats called Rumba and Samba. My mummy is a singer, later you can read about her exploits, but my daddy hasn't made that page yet. My daddy thinks he is a kart racer when he isn't playing with his new PC, follow the karting link to see what he and my uncle Jan-Tore Søvik (JT) are doing. You can even follow the boat-racing link to see what my uncle Rolf Magne Sunde is up to.

I was born on the 18'th of February and my hobbies so far are bouncing in my chair, swimming and playing with my toys and my cats. I really enjoy playing with the cats, pulling their ears and tails, but they are not too fond of that, so they tend to keep their distance. I also like watching TCC, my favourite program is 'Tiny and Crew'.

I wonder if it says anything in here about walking, 'cause I'm really getting tired of sitting all day!

No, nothing, just names of bodyparts. I don't care about what they are called, tell me how they work.

And, daddy, what are you doing behind that black box? Stop that and find me another toy!

No, I haven't signed a contract yet.

If Daddy can get a deal with Pampers, I will stay with them for next year. I think it is a good overall package, and I see no reason to change.

No, I don't know what make miss Schumacher is on, and I don't think Michael is going to tell you.

Can I have a drink now, and a new nappy, please?